Waiter/waitress: Here is your order, sir.

You: Thanks. Oh, I am sorry but I think I ordered a steak. It’s a pizza.

Waiter/waitress: Oh, sorry about that. I think I misheard you. I will get straight back with your steak.

You: I would appreciate that. Oh, I just noticed that there is a hair in my salad.

Waiter/waitress: Sorry for the inconvenience. I’ll get you a new salad.

You: That would take care of it. Thank you.

Waiter/waitress: One medium steak for you.

You: I’m sorry. But this isn’t what I ordered.

Waiter/waitress: What did you order, sir?

You: I believe I ordered a well-done steak.

Waiter/waitress: Sorry. I gave you someone else’s order by mistake. I will take care of that right away.

You: I would appreciate that. Oh, excuse me. But this knife isn’t very clean. Can you do something about it?

Waiter/waitress: I am very sorry. I will bring you another one. Is there anything else?

You: Yes, please. I don’t know why, but these vegetables are a little mushy.

Waiter/waitress: I am very sorry. I’ll see what I can do.

You: Thanks a lot.